Posted at 10:25 PM by Sauce
ok, so ive been in meximelt for a day and change and thought id lay an update on you...
On the flight down i only faced 1 weak security link and 3 M5s...not to bad...but when i got to los cabos de bambos i found ALL but one TV broken...not only do i not have my tv, but i have to watch with the family, and thats pushing it. Roy, the mexican radio shack man just came and fixed the TVs, so all is good...

im TV...

Posted at 10:45 PM by Sauce
I made a grave oversight in my hot girls list...forgive me...it should read
T5. Alex Maxwell - Rachel Hopkins
4. Dana Acheson
3. Nicole Scaglione
2. Satu Sippula
1. Sarah "Ass crafted of the finest things in America" Ashcraft


Thank You

Posted at 10:22 PM by Sauce

For those of you who dont know me, GET OFF MY SITE SICKY! But for those who do, but not well, I love Craigers, he is my comedic idol...anyways, my sister currently inhabits La La land. One day, my sister was sitting when a man named Fate came along and handed her two passes to the Craigers Show. Well, tonight Fate made a house call and my sister went to the Craigers show. According to Andrew Short, who works for Conan (same thing), "major sparks flew."

Are we to believe my sister and Craigers are getting married? YES! MY GOD YES!

Posted at 10:39 AM by Sauce
Forgotten Hotness: Bio Teacher Laura Panek, Kristi Peterson, Carly Kraft, Sara Barcus, Every Girl Garrett Reeves Pimped...

Posted at 9:59 PM by Sauce
ANOTHER ONE FROM THE GOOD PEOPLE AT WABASH

Posted at 8:19 PM by Sauce
With the momentous appearance of Mavish, it is my duty, MY HONOR...to present the hottest Roeper girls of all time.
5. Mavish
4. Alex Maxwell
3. Dana Acheson
2. Satu Sippula
1. Sarah "Ass crafted of the finest things in America" Ashcraft

Honorable Mentions: Betsy Cotton on a clear day, That other hot exchange student, my locker last year...

Posted at 6:44 PM by Sauce
Lions' Morton to appear on 'Tonight Show' -- Less than a day after berating late-night talk show host Jay Leno, Detroit Lions wide receiver Johnnie Morton accepted an invitation to appear as a guest on "The Tonight Show."

Posted at 9:48 PM by Sauce
spent the entire day wasting space...sitting in the same chair...drinking a stream of coke and surge...until round about 7:30, when I remembered (partially due to Sara) that i have a shit load of homework and a pair of test to study for...so what did i do...nothing..until now, 9:54...thats an hour and six until i stop functioning...

Bye Bye Wabash....

Posted at 11:42 PM by Sauce
Sleven had Baffo's today...i love Baffos...

Posted at 3:08 PM by Sauce
ok, so i was about to post something about when old people stop living and start reliving the past over dinner and wine...alot of wine...but something donned on me, tell SB to nail David in the crotch...sure enough she turned around a fired a fist into the northern area of his crotch. HARD...non of this joking BS...anyhoo, ill talk about my deep thoughts toward old people later...

Ryan Out

Posted at 10:19 PM by Sauce
Ok...i forsee one of two things going down tonight as i endulge in Surge numero 5 at 10:22 in the PM.

1. I wont sleep at all, i will just lay in bed sweating and shaking...perhaps a lamp will be knocked from its rightful place on the nightstand...or Conan will have a heckler in his midst after the trailer trash happy hour on NBC.

or option 2. I will fall right to sleep and continue to do so for at least a week. Im not medicamatition, but my hearts been racing for about 6 hours, thats gotta take the wind RIGHT OUT of someones sails...

Time will tell...

Posted at 6:24 PM by Sauce
As the buzz continues to toy with colors in my head, i recieved word in the form of an email that disturbed me. It would seem the boys at the top of Mediaone (formerly Pass and before that Booth) have sold out yet again, this time to the guys from Comcast. What does this mean to you, Joe M. Emailer? well, it means my email will be changing.
Anyhoo, I risked my life to get this picture, now i have to return it...pray for mojo...

If there was a hall of fame for funny...this wouldnt be it...but itd be close to it, im guessing a school wouldnt be a good place to be funny, what with the classes and such...

Posted at 5:39 PM by Sauce
ok, so today i went to my local Kroger grocer to get some Cherry Coke when low-and-behold, they had a few cases of Surge. The long banished brother of Mello Yellow. I quickly grabbed me a case and hustled back to my car. After a quick one on the way home, i proceeded to down three more before dinner and dont see that changing. I have a bad headache and the world is turning green...EAT THAT GREENPEACE....anyhoo, while im in this tizzy, i began thinking of Dan Green, and who wouldnt. I think someone should teach him a knuckle ball...my two cents...im going to go lay in the fetal position on the floor of my bathroom, crying and shaking violently...

Ryan - OUT!

Posted at 11:07 AM by Sauce
Jenna is having a bad day...but its cool, cause im here to make it better...im thinking about picking up an XM radio tonight...oh the options!

Posted at 10:33 PM by Sauce
life is slow...but im going to college so its ok...

Me in the proud colors of Wabash College in 2 years!

Posted at 5:14 PM by Sauce
test

Posted at 8:23 AM by Sauce
"Get It Together Ryan" - Alex "I hate Britney and all things pretty" Moffer-Potato

Posted at 11:48 PM by Sauce
Note to ethan...GROW AN IMMUNE SYSTEM